Lunch
It’s lunchtime and Hazel hasn’t finished her plate but wants to go and play – which she’s not supposed to do until she’s finished eating. Aline: If I go over and look will I see an empty plate? Hazel: Yes . . . (5 seconds later) . . Don’t go …
It’s lunchtime and Hazel hasn’t finished her plate but wants to go and play – which she’s not supposed to do until she’s finished eating. Aline: If I go over and look will I see an empty plate? Hazel: Yes . . . (5 seconds later) . . Don’t go …
The stench of microwaved brussel sprouts was floating through the air this evening so I told Aline she should bake a cake to freshen the atmosphere. The following conversation ensued: Aline: You’ll have to buy me a new cake pan. Steve: Hazel, should we take some money out of your …
I’m taking advantage of the fact that Hazel likes to both repeat and contradict anything I say. So a lot of our conversations lately have been: Me: Hazel, you’re the best! Hazel: No, you’re the best Daddy! Me (louder): Hazel, you’re the best! Hazel (louder also): No, you’re the best! …