Aline went for a walk with the kids yesterday and they happened to pass by some roofers working on a house: Hazel (very loudly): He’s naked! Why is he naked? Aline: He is hot because he is working hard. Hazel (pointing at another roofer): He’s not naked! Aline: I guess …
Hazel has a warped idea of school and I’m not sure where she got it from. Today she was playing with some strawberries and told them they had to go to school – in her mouth.
Breakfast conversation between Aline and Hazel this morning: Hazel: You’re wearing underwear. Aline: Yes I am. Hazel: Me too. Hazel: When I’m older I’ll have a baby in my belly. Whoa! Slow down girl!
Lately Walter the Farting Dog has been great bedtime reading. How can you go wrong with a dog that has gas . . .
