Aline went for a walk with the kids yesterday and they happened to pass by some roofers working on a house: Hazel (very loudly): He’s naked! Why is he naked? Aline: He is hot because he is working hard. Hazel (pointing at another roofer): He’s not naked! Aline: I guess …
Hazel has a warped idea of school and I’m not sure where she got it from. Today she was playing with some strawberries and told them they had to go to school – in her mouth.
Breakfast conversation between Aline and Hazel this morning: Hazel: You’re wearing underwear. Aline: Yes I am. Hazel: Me too. Hazel: When I’m older I’ll have a baby in my belly. Whoa! Slow down girl!
Ever wondered what would happen if poor Rapunzel was hard of hearing? It sure ain’t her hair that she starts tossing out the window . . .
