Good piece of advice for my kids
Read Taylor Lewis‘ answer to What common mistakes do people make when choosing a life partner? on Quora
Good pun
The local news channel hired a Russian weatherman named Rudolph. Every day he called for rain, but it never happened. My wife said, “This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about!” I told her, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Speedster Sam
Raced Sam around the Braeburn block this afternoon. He won. I thought I still had a few years before he was going to be thrashing me. Sadly no. he won fair and square. I had nothing left when we turned up Autumn Hill and he easily blew by me. Sigh. …
- Hazel Nutt Mad Scientist
Making monsters is Dr. Nutt’s specialty. Her best creations are the Yummy Mummy, the Boogie-Woogie Man, and her masterpiece, Dracula-la-la! who loves to sing Opera music. It’s music to Dr. Nutt’s ears, but the villagers don’t like the idea of singing vampires roaming around their town. When they storm her laboratory they are in for a pleasant surprise. -
