It’s lunchtime and Hazel hasn’t finished her plate but wants to go and play – which she’s not supposed to do until she’s finished eating.
Aline: If I go over and look will I see an empty plate?
Hazel: Yes . . . (5 seconds later) . . Don’t go look.
Lately Walter the Farting Dog has been great bedtime reading. How can you go wrong with a dog that has gas . . .