Aline brought Hazel by the office today and one of our colleagues gave Hazel a little foam pig throwaway toy to play with. On our way home that evening, we realize she’s being awfully quiet in the back seat so we look over. Poor pig. Three legs and its nose were gnawed off. That kid sure loves ham.
Poor piggy
- Waking Beauty
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!? My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
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