The light flashing on my telephone indicates I have a message. So I check it and then dutifully call my dentist to confirm that I will be in for my next apppointment tomorrow. The following conversation ensues:
Me: Hi Robbie Lue, You left a message on my machine earlier today reminding me about tomorrow’s appointment . . .
RL: I leave messages for many men so you’ll have to tell me your name.
Me: It’s Steve calling. And here I thought I was the only man in your life.
RL: Well Steve, you are the only man that regularly calls me back . . .
My head spins. Dude! Is she coming onto me?
Making monsters is Dr. Nutt’s specialty. Her best creations are the Yummy Mummy, the Boogie-Woogie Man, and her masterpiece, Dracula-la-la! who loves to sing Opera music. It’s music to Dr. Nutt’s ears, but the villagers don’t like the idea of singing vampires roaming around their town. When they storm her laboratory they are in for a pleasant surprise.
