Was at a friend’s cottage and went wake boarding for the first time in my life this past weekend. So there I am strapping the board to my feet and I ask my buddy for some tips on how to get up on this thing once the boat starts to move.
His reply?
Oh, I’ve never gotten up. I’m still trying to get someone up for the first time . . .
With his “secret plans and clever tricks,” the Enormous Crocodile desires to lunch not with but on a nice, juicy child.
