Must memorize these – best non swearing insults

I don’t care what people say about you. You’re alright.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

You couldn’t pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.

Everyone who’s ever loved you was wrong.

Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.

Well I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

This is why people talk about you when you’re not around.

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