I don’t care what people say about you. You’re alright.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
You couldn’t pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
Everyone who’s ever loved you was wrong.
Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
Well I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
This is why people talk about you when you’re not around.
Ever wondered what would happen if poor Rapunzel was hard of hearing? It sure ain’t her hair that she starts tossing out the window . . .
