As a birthday present, Hazel told me I could give her three zerberts today. One after breakfast. One after lunch and one afted dinner. I thought for sure she would run for the hills when I came zerbert hunting but she dutifully pulled up her shirt and said “Small one OK?” and I complied.
Willing Zerberts
- Waking Beauty
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!? My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
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