In a total reversal of last year – I led the Earl of Sussex hockey pool from day one until the beginning of March – by a wide margin with my six forwards including Vancouver’s Sedin twins among the top 10 in our scoring categories – until my entire team went cold and choked down the stretch and faded to third.
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!?
My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
