As a birthday present, Hazel told me I could give her three zerberts today. One after breakfast. One after lunch and one afted dinner. I thought for sure she would run for the hills when I came zerbert hunting but she dutifully pulled up her shirt and said “Small one …
Sam and Hazel engaged in a friendly “I can scream louder than you” contest today. Aline wasn’t impressed.
Hazel is not a big fan of zerberts where I blow on her belly. Usually she squeals No! No! No Zerberts! But every now and then she looks at me and negotiates. In three hours or three minutes. And then when the time’s up she comes over willingly. Lies down. …
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!?
My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
