Category: Newsflash
Road rage thoughts
Driving home from work today I passed a biker on Ogilvie Rd near Blair. A guy who was actually biking and reading his blackberry at the same time. Part of me wanted to hit him on purpose to knock some sense into him.
Finger licking good
My hobby of filling out every online contest form I can get my hands on came through again today as I got an email from KFC telling me I was a prize winner in their Feedback Sweepstakes. That was the tastiest $500 I’ve ever won and I celebrated by buying …

With his “secret plans and clever tricks,” the Enormous Crocodile desires to lunch not with but on a nice, juicy child.