Apparently Hazel wants to play soccer this summer. Not because she likes soccer. No, she’d like to be able to run faster . . . so she can catch the boys.
Oh my.
And what will she do if she catches them I wonder?
Spring soccer
- Waking Beauty
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!? My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
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