Must memorize these – best non swearing insults
I don’t care what people say about you. You’re alright. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you. You couldn’t pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written …
Lately Walter the Farting Dog has been great bedtime reading. How can you go wrong with a dog that has gas . . .