- Waking Beauty
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!? My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
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The Kidney Stone
Funny how something so small could grow into such a big pain . . . in the kidney. Im talking about stones of course. Specifically the granola crunch-like chunk in my left kidney thats caused me five years of intermittent agony. Pain enough to finally convince me it was time …
