Near and dear to my heart
The scene: the whole family is sprawled in the master bed this morning. I’m still groggy and not quite awake. Hazel has a toothbrush in her mouth and I tell her to be careful so she doesn’t ram it down her throat as she rolls around the bed. Hazel responds: …
Gus is getting chubbier by the day. He’s no longer a little nerf football. Now he’s more like a grunting little piglet. By Aline’s unofficial weigh in, he’s somewhere between 9 and 10 lbs. For the most part, he’s a good baby. Only cries when s he’s hungry or wet. …
Let it be known that my two-year-old daughter cheats at Connect Four. The nerve.
Making monsters is Dr. Nutt’s specialty. Her best creations are the Yummy Mummy, the Boogie-Woogie Man, and her masterpiece, Dracula-la-la! who loves to sing Opera music. It’s music to Dr. Nutt’s ears, but the villagers don’t like the idea of singing vampires roaming around their town. When they storm her laboratory they are in for a pleasant surprise.
