Near and dear to my heart
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’ DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man. SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’ DAD: ‘That’s …
Game’s over. 4-0 shutout loss that could have been a lot worse and kids are coming over to congratulate Sam on his efforts in net. “Great job” says one. Sam’s response? “I know.” Confidence is not this kid’s problem.
Guess who this reminds me of . . . And look – she’s even cutting up a sausage!
Ever wondered what would happen if poor Rapunzel was hard of hearing? It sure ain’t her hair that she starts tossing out the window . . .
