For all my media folk friends out there . . .
Year: 2016
A classic

He says what’s on his mind . . .
I love hearing people say they’re voting for Donald Trump because “he says what’s on his mind”.
Drunks say what’s on their mind too.
That doesn’t mean it’s an intelligent thought.
With his “secret plans and clever tricks,” the Enormous Crocodile desires to lunch not with but on a nice, juicy child.