An office memo goes out asking if we’d be interested in purchasing tickets to a possible Billy Joel/Elton John concert at the Corel Center in Ottawa. I think Billy Joel is the greatest thing since the advent of fire. But not at $200 a ticket. So I write back. Don’t …
I resolve not to sleep with any of the following women this year: Megan Follows Melissa Gilbert Reese Witherspoon Annette Bening Really. I promise. This is the year I’ll achieve that goal.
Making monsters is Dr. Nutt’s specialty. Her best creations are the Yummy Mummy, the Boogie-Woogie Man, and her masterpiece, Dracula-la-la! who loves to sing Opera music. It’s music to Dr. Nutt’s ears, but the villagers don’t like the idea of singing vampires roaming around their town. When they storm her laboratory they are in for a pleasant surprise.
