An office memo goes out asking if we’d be interested in purchasing tickets to a possible Billy Joel/Elton John concert at the Corel Center in Ottawa. I think Billy Joel is the greatest thing since the advent of fire. But not at $200 a ticket. So I write back. Don’t …
I resolve not to sleep with any of the following women this year: Megan Follows Melissa Gilbert Reese Witherspoon Annette Bening Really. I promise. This is the year I’ll achieve that goal.
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!?
My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
