Road rage thoughts
Driving home from work today I passed a biker on Ogilvie Rd near Blair. A guy who was actually biking and reading his blackberry at the same time. Part of me wanted to hit him on purpose to knock some sense into him.
Naked
Aline went for a walk with the kids yesterday and they happened to pass by some roofers working on a house: Hazel (very loudly): He’s naked! Why is he naked? Aline: He is hot because he is working hard. Hazel (pointing at another roofer): He’s not naked! Aline: I guess …
Finger licking good
My hobby of filling out every online contest form I can get my hands on came through again today as I got an email from KFC telling me I was a prize winner in their Feedback Sweepstakes. That was the tastiest $500 I’ve ever won and I celebrated by buying …
- Hazel Nutt Mad Scientist
Making monsters is Dr. Nutt’s specialty. Her best creations are the Yummy Mummy, the Boogie-Woogie Man, and her masterpiece, Dracula-la-la! who loves to sing Opera music. It’s music to Dr. Nutt’s ears, but the villagers don’t like the idea of singing vampires roaming around their town. When they storm her laboratory they are in for a pleasant surprise. -
