Belly buttons are for
We’re in the car and quizzing Hazel: What are your legs for? Walking! What is your nose for? Bleeding! What is your belly button for? Lint!
Top this
Alls well that ends well I found out Monday morning that topup benefits are no longer provided by my company. So instead of getting 75% of my salary while I’m off for 12 weeks on paternity leave I’ll only get the government benefits. That came as a pretty big shock. …
Diva
Hazel is starting to sing. Before she would just shout loudly but she’s starting to get a melody occasionally and making up her own songs. If I could only remember the words . . .
- Waking Beauty
Everyone knows Sleeping Beauty has to be woken with a kiss, except Prince Charming. Every time the fairies watching over her try to tell him, he interrupts with his ideas of how to wake her. Eventually he gets the message, and his reaction is priceless: ?One hundred years of morning breath Wow! That could be the kiss of death!? My take: This prince is a little slow when it comes to smooching. Fast forward 15 years. That’s not such a bad thing.
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