How not to tenderize your meat
I did something very silly last week. We had a lot of leftovers that had gone bad in the fridge so I dumped them down the toilet. And part of what I dumped was some steak. Guess who’s been having toilet issues ever since? Repeated flushes didn’t work. A plunger …
With his “secret plans and clever tricks,” the Enormous Crocodile desires to lunch not with but on a nice, juicy child.