The local news channel hired a Russian weatherman named Rudolph. Every day he called for rain, but it never happened. My wife said, “This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about!” I told her, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Our friend Sheridan gave us the book Z is for Zamboni as a Christmas present. Hazel is now a big fan of the Zamboni, Bobby Hull and Orr, the referee and especially the penalty box when we reach the letter T and point out that breaking the rules results in someone sitting in the timeout box . . .
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. — Thomas Jefferson